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Another Derby is in the books (brought to you by Barnes & Nobles), and the winner is I’ll Have Another (brought to you by NBC Sports), who won the Kentucky Derby (brought to you by Yum! Brands) over Bodemeister (brought to you by Bode Miller).

By the real winner is all the corporate sponsors who have taken over the Kentucky Derby, and everything in sports.  The Derby featured the main sponsor, Yum! Brands; the Post Sponsor, Mercedes-Benz; the “Race Simulation” by AT&T; the Post Positions by Ram Trucks.

But really, is was all brought to you by big hats.